H-h-he-he-he-lo-lo-hello! I‘m a-a-al-l-l-li-v-e-aliveee! Excuse my stutter I’m begging you; it is extremely cold out here, you have to understand.
Well, I am not sure if anyone wants to know whether I am alive or not, but I surely want to tell everyone that I am. But, wait, what’s that I hear…
Hmm, dear reader, you say that you care for me, that you are happy to see me back, and what’s more, you say you have never been happier in your life than you are today because you are reading this. Fantastic! I never thought you hold me in such high esteem. You have made my day. Dear reader, I love you.
There comes a time in a person’s life when he cannot do anything but procrastinate. I, too, am a person (and you have to believe it), so all this while I have procrastinated, and I was informed by many people (near and dear ones, mostly) that I have successfully qualified in becoming a master procrastinator. I want to pursue this activity of procrastination a little longer, as I came to like it very much, but I am not allowed to do that, because if I further procrastinate I will upset some members of my family, and infuriate the rest.
From now on then, I say, if I have to do something, by all means, I will do it. I will do it, that’s it! But if by any chance I am unable to keep my words, I shall forgive myself.
Copyright © 2014 RAMU DAS
3 thoughts on “No More Procrastination!”
This is hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh, and happy 2015!
I am glad that you had a good laugh. It’s good to have a good laugh, you see. I will write more hilarious posts in future, keep a tab. Happy 2015 to you, dear Cynthia.
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